☰ 01273 503 917

Joe's Cafe.

We are currently closed, hoping to open on Wed 2nd December.

24 Upper Hamilton Rd, Brighton BN1 5DF MAP

Nearly 300 Google reviews!

  • Saturday 28th November
    6—8.00pm
    Eat out to stay in.
  • Delicious food eaten in the comfort of your own home
  • £15.00 per person (2 course, hot meal).
  • Choose from either:
  • MAIN:
    Confit of duck with bitter orange jus.
    Slow cooked duck leg, orange sauce with a dash of Cointreau.
    Served with fondant potato, peas French style.
    Accompanied with mixed seasonal vegetables.
    OR
    Cod loin Florentine served on a bed of buttered leaf spinach, gratinated with a rich cheese sauce and breadcrumbs.
    Served with fondant potato and mixed seasonal vegetables.
  • DESSERT:
    Tarte aux pommes with crème anglaise.
    OR
    Profiteroles filled with raspberry cream topped with a dark chocolate sauce.
  • Pre–order no later than Friday 27th November @6pm leaving a message on our answerphone. Leave your details and we will call you back.
  • Order on 01273 503 917 or Email us
  • 2 courses without the hassle. Place your order and you give us your collection time. Hot and fresh. No cooking. No mess.

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  • Breakfasts
    • BREAKFAST 1—sausage, bacon, beans, fried/poached egg & toast £6.50
    • BREAKFAST 2—sausage , bacon, beans, poached/fried egg, mushrooms, fried potatoes & toast £9.00
    • VEGGIE—veggie sausage, mushrooms, fried potatoes, slow roasted tomatoes , fried/poached egg beans & toast £9.00
    • VEGAN—vegan sausage, mushrooms , beans, slow roasted tomatoes, fried potatoes & toast £9.00
  • Under 12s
  • LITTLE PIGLET—sausage, poached/fried egg, beans &toast £4.50
  • LITTLE VEGGIE—veggie sausage( cumbereland) poached/fried egg, beans & toast £4.50
  • LITTLE VEGAN –vegan sausage(Cumberland) beans, mushrooms & toast £4.50


  • Hashes
  • MEATY HANGOVER—with bacon, sausage, onion & mushrooms £9.00
  • SPANISH—Spanish chorizo, peppers, mushrooms, onions, paprika & chilli £9.50 (Veggie & Vegan alternative available— Vegan no egg but includes a side of beans)
  • VEGAN—vegan sausage, onions, mushrooms, beans and vegan cheese £9.50
  • *** For Under 12’s hashes at £6.50***
    Crushed Avocado, Fresh Chilli & Poached Eggs £7.00
  • Lockdown Special—Spicy Breakfast Wrap—2 bacon, 2 fried eggs, cheese with homemade chill and garlic salsa in a warm wrap (available for veggie & vegan) £5.50
  • Sandwiches
  • Bacon £3.50
  • Sausage (2) £3.80
  • Free Range Egg (2) £3.00
  • Veggie Sausage (Leek & Stilton) £3.9
  • Vegan Sausage (Cumberland) £3.90
  • Bacon, Avocado, & Tomatoes (available for Veggie & Vegan) £4.90
  • BLT/VLT £4.90
  • Fish Finger, tartare and lettuce £4.50

    • Extras

  • crushed avocado £3.00; extra sausage (V or VG) £1.80; Black Pudding £2.00; Slow Roasted tomatoes £2.00; Heinz Beans £1.00; Extra Egg Fried/Poached £1.00; Extra Bacon £1.00 ;Gluten Free Bread £1.00


  • Hot Drinks
  • Mug of English Tea £1.50
  • Pot of Tea (1 person) £2.00
  • Flavoured Teas £2.00
  • Espresso £1.50/£1.80
  • Black Americano £1.90
  • White Americano £2.00
  • Flat White £2.30
  • Cortado £2.30
  • Cappuccino/Latte £2.50
  • Mocha £2.60
  • Hot Chocolate £2.60 (add marshmallows 20p/cream 30p)
  • Chai Latte £2.60
  • Extras: Syrup Shots 30p; Alternative Milks 30p (Oat, Soya, Almond, Coconut)

  • Cold Drinks

    • Smoothies

  • Tropical – Mango, Pineapple, Watermelon, Coconut Milk and Apple Juice £3.50
  • Cherry Berry– Cherries and Berries mixed with our freshly squeezed O.J £3.50
  • Ginger Zing– Kiwi, Mango, Pineapple, Ginger, Chia, Coconut Milk and Chilli £3.50

  • Joe’s Freshly Squeezed O. J. Reg £2.80; Lge £3.50

    • Milkshakes—made with real fruit, ice cream & topped with fresh cream (Reg size):

  • Chocolate; Strawberry; Banana; Vanilla; Salted Caramel; Nutella £3.00
  • VEGAN Milkshakes—as above but with our Vegan Ice Cream & topped with fresh cream (Reg size) please let us know Alternative Milk (Oat, Soya, Almond, Coconut) £3.00

  • Frobishers Apple Juice £2.20
  • Coke, Diet Coke, Rio £1.20
  • San Pellegrino Lemon/ Orange/Blood Orange £1.40
  • Cawston Apple/Cawston Apple & Rhubarb £1.40
  • Still Water/ Sparkling £1.00

Team.

JohnJulia, Co-owner

Julia has worked in the catering industry for over 20 years as well as teaching ...

JohnAndy, Co-owner

Andy has worked in the catering industry for over 20 years as well as teaching ...

Services.

We can do outside catering.

We can create picnic baskets.